So close but so far
It's been a long time since the last blog update ...
As you might be able to see, I have a blemish on my node; that's from trying to get to the honey in the jar and hitting the jar lid.
There were NO trips to the doctor for me, my sore nose; I just had to live with it. It's better now thanks to a brown felt pen, but I shudder to think what will happen to me next time someone puts me in the washing machine - at least they don't put me through the spin cycle.
Bye for now
Vacation 2019
After a lot of work updating my blog, I have decided to go on vacation to the south of France.
Here I can enjoy the great weather, great food and fine wine. But being a bear I really do prefer mead to wine.
Today I am just going to sleep and relax, take it easy.
Bye for now
Benedict Takes a Rest
It's been a pretty exhausting experience here at Oxford. Your bear has well and truly earned his rest; a break from all that discussion and drinking; it's made your bear very tired. Fortunately here at Oxford there are some lovely places to relax and watch the grass grow.
While you bear was watching the grass grow and dreaming of returning some day to Oxford for to study for a higher degree, particularly if that means that you bear could then sit and eat at the High Table, your bear would really then have made it then; made it with the words "All the HONEY you can eat" ringing through my ears.
Your bear now knows that he can relax and rest easily, because everything your bear has done has been recorded in Microsoft Dynamics CRM. Bye-bye for now I am going to take a much need rest her on the bench, and hope that it does not rain; raining HONEY of course world be OK.
Benedict Gets Warm
Hi, grrrrrr grrrr; well your bear was enjoying a very relaxing dream about HONEY in the very nice grounds of Trinity college when that storm hit! It's not nice getting drenched when you have a built in fur coat. It makes it very difficult to escape the effects of the rain.
Let me tell you, I got wet, very very wet, you can see me below drying myself in front of a very nice warm gas heater.
At least my back is toasty warm. So much for gardens and nice inviting seats, disaster inviting seats more like it. Your bear is very relieved that he wasn't in the middle of consuming a pot of HONEY at the time the storm hit! If only your bear had used Internet Explorer to check the weather in the internet, it might have been a different story.
Your bear is now well and truly dry and hungry! Some of that nice food they serve in the colleges would just hit the spot.
Benedict goes to the pub
Well yours truly is very much enjoying what it takes to be a learned person at oxford. Your bear is very much enjoying the close affinity the students and teachers seem to have with the local public houses. The picture below shows yours truly waiting for his round!
Unfortunately, your bear cannot remember much after the third round of mead. All your bear remembers is some animated talk about bears in the kitchen raiding the HONEY! Let me tell you your bear would never do that! Stealing HONEY is the lowest of the low acts!
Your bear is organized, your bear has recorded in CRM every pot of HONEY he has consumed since he started working at Opsis. Your bear has no record of a pot of HONEY coming from an Oxford college or public house.